Sunday, 15 May 2011

Is he the one?

Two years in single town has lead to some crazy situations.
Nearly being thrown out of a posh hotel.
Being picked up from the middle of a forest crying my eyes out.
And not least joining not one but two dating sites.
Still, I have learnt some very important things about myself. And men (Or should I say boys)
Out of all the guys I dated over the two years only two of them were older than me. Most were at least 2 if not 3 or 4 years younger. No wonder I got annoyed with ladish behaviour and the immature outlook. Especially as women mature faster any way. I was practically their mum.
However, two years, 500 disastrous dates and a couple of suspected broken hearts later I may have found the one.
And on that little teaser, I am going to love you and leave you.
But please, make me feel better about my tragic dates and let me know some of your stories.


  1. ohmygosh some of the dates i have been on!! One guy took me to the cinema (he bought me a rose) and whilst the film was he he started talking to me (as he was slightly deaf it turned into shouting) he then tried to shove his tongue down my throat whilst he had a mouthful of popcorn!! just ewww! xx